Simon recently put out a personals ad in the local paper - this is it:
Large and in-charge, I'm one big ginger with lots of loving to give. Don't let my curves fool you, I'm all muscles kitties. I enjoy eating, torturing field mice, eating, climbing shit, sneaking up on the dogs and jumping on them when they least expect it, eating, and curling up by the window for naps. I'm open to both kitties and dogs who are willing to pull me around on the floor by my ears, or in general, just a good cuddle buddy.
Simon's been known to be malicious - when he doesn't get his way of late, he has taken to pooping in the sink. But Joe disciplined him pretty well after the 5th incident, so we are hoping he just goes back to doing what he does best, eating, napping, and killing mice.
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